If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again. Oh boy, I read the TL;DR section and knew this was going to be good. Resubmitted because I just noticed that some of my sources contained personal info. Severus and Hermione have been enjoying daily battle of wits for the past year but their antics have enticed Albus to interfere in an effort to have the two stubborn professors admit their true feelings for one another. TL;DR: There was an actual religion centering on Severus Snape, who was portrayed as an eternal and divine being similar to the Christian God. Will his plan work or will they be pushed further apart than they were before? All of the Snapewives who were not regularly visited in their dreams had some sort of character flaw that made him not want to come. He married Elizabeth Granger, August 2011 (RW). Search “snapeism” in MDPI’s Religions journal.) According to an old Daily Prophet clipping found by Hermione Granger, when Eileen was in her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she was captain of the school Gobstones team. You and Severus are set in an arranged marriage despite your protests (royalty au). By “fell in love with someone else,” I mean “stopped worshipping Snape so she could worship Jethro Gibbs from NCIS instead.” After all, this is a religion we’re talking about. The church of Snapeism is, for all intents and purposes, gone. Some of the wives reported being visited by Snape on a daily basis; i.e. People did all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify being married to their husbands and Snape at the same time. Only one thing is for certain: Snapeism is dead, and Harry Potter fans everywhere are breathing sighs of relief. Hermione’s seventh year is going to be difficult. To be a good Snapewife, you had to let him do whatever he wanted to you and listen to his every command. BTW I found the below break-up letter on a year old post on r/internetdrama (not linking to the post in case the archive links there reveal personal data): This might be my last letter to you.. Not because I stop loving you..I can't do that..ever Not because I am too weak..or because I found someone..you are still my light ..there will NEVER be anyone else but you, and right now I am stronger than ever, dealing with so much sh*t my head explodes. May these words create a strong loving bond, which can only be broken by death. There were certian Snapeists that had a “special connection” to Snape, who were specially chosen by him to lead the others. You know the incredibly overzealous Christians that share Chick Tracts with one another and think Halloween is Satanic? Contesting Rowling’s authorship of Snape’s character, she states “you do NOT understand one thing about Severus Snape, but that should never have been a reason to hate him so much” . There may be one or two wayward Snapeists out there in the labyrinths of LiveJournal, but they certainly don’t have half as much of an impact now as they did back then. It had been a mutual decision, considering that neither of you were sure you wanted all the kids knowing that two professors were married to one another. Snape himself gets a pass because all of his wives are “on the astral plane,” whatever that means, but the women’s husbands are physically real. “HE IS A LIVING, FEELING SPIRIT. People forget that mythology is an ongoing process. This, predictably, caused just as much ire as a Christian criticizing God would. The real nail in the coffin didn’t come until later, when something terrible happened: one of the wives fell in love with someone else. In this office set Harry Potter, Severus Snape, The Weasley family, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. I promise to respect and honour you all of my life. He knew it was time to take action, and his only chance to finally have the man he wanted in his arms and (hopefully) in his bed. - You extended your hand out for him to kiss. Before I delve into the Snapeism religion and its many followers, I should first talk about Severus Snape the character. If you weren’t being visited by Snape, you didn’t obey him enough. However, not every Snapewife had this gift: some of them struggled to make Snape appear in their minds and homes. - “Severus Snape. Severus Snape is Headmaster, Acting Head of Slytherin House & Potions Master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or maybe it’s just that they were too independent for a woman. If I break the promises made, or treat you not in the manner I should be, I'll make sure I'll die. With Snapeism so closely mirroring elements of more traditional religions, it’s to be expected that Snapeists had theological arguments amongst themselves. He had just got his headship and was able to become the head of Slytherin house, after taking over from Slughorn. Sure, he’s repeatedly described as greasy and gross, but the Harry Potter books were just that—books. It amuses me greatly that, in the end, Harry Potter has a more accurate portrayal of substitutionary atonement than Narnia. See, a core aspect of Snapeism is that Snapeists are married to Severus Snape, all acting as his sister-wives. The human mind is one hell of a thing. And, finally, and most importantly, Snape is the One True God. And, yes, a lot of that is also because the actor who plays Bucky is attractive, but he’s really not objectively better looking than any other guy in the MCU. This post took me right back and I love it. James, in turn, resented Snape for his closeness to Lily. Or maybe it was just their personality–they were a gossip, they were too nosy, or they were too crass. This is, like other aspects of their belief system, taken extremely seriously. I promise to take the best care of you. I promise to be always faithful in body and mind, and never love another man. "Always wanted to do one video about this touching story and the character. Perhaps they simply weren’t attractive enough, and they should start wearing sexier pajamas and lose a few pounds. “--I BELIEVE THAT SEVERUS SNAPE EXISTS INDEPENDENTLY OF JKR,” claimed one Snapeist. I do..as you know I share many of your 'flaws', which kept us alive and with our noses up all of these harsh years. 7 Comments. The Snapewives had the same philosophy about the Harry Potter books. Please note there are fans that do accept you as you are, and not all find more negative sides to you than positive ones.. Still others say that it was all Snape’s plan—he is omniscient, after all. The majority just kind of hand waved it. - He paused in his tracks turning to look at you. Apparently Snape’s spirit would just take over his body, so whenever he was being particularly affectionate, it wasn’t him—it was just Snape showing how much he loved his wife. Most of these fan groups were what you’d expect—lots of petty arguments over stolen OCs and traced art and copying ideas—but they didn’t get any worse than any other fan group to ever exist. I keep saying I’m going to finish my YA literature drama post next, and then I keep getting distracted by other, even more insane fandom nonsense. While at school, Eileen was captain of the school Gobstones team during her fifth year. THE TIMING OF SNAPE’S UNBREAKABLE VOW TO NARCISSA. There is a Christian belief that the Bible is somewhat flawed—its authors were inspired by God, but God did not literally write it, and so it is marred by human flaws, which is why there are passages that just talk about irrelevant things that modern Christians don’t believe. I miss Fandom Wank SO MUCH. Written by Professor Chrystal-Snape on FanFiction.net. He was brainwashed by an evil organization, he went through some traumatizing experiences, he wore a scary mask and had a metal arm, and a lot of fans choose to see him as secretly in love with Steve Rogers, who is, of course, pining after Peggy (the unrequited Stucky romance is definitely more fanon than canon, but at a certain point, it doesn’t really matter anymore.) Some Snapeists blame J.K. Rowling for handling Snape’s spirit so poorly and not writing the truth. Gryffindor; Hufflepuff; Ravenclaw; Slytherin; I'm a muggle. Meeting Voldemort's Death Eaters at Hogwarts, a bloody hour-long battle ensued, followed by an armistice and subsequent one-on-one duel between Severus Snape and Lord Voldemort, culminating in the death of the latter and the surrender of the Death Eaters. The prevailing opinion nowadays seems to be “he wasn’t really evil, but he was still kind of an asshole,” but things weren’t that simple back in the early 2000s. To an extent, Snapeism actually mirrored elements of Christianity. Fanfiction Romance Severus Snape Love Harry Potter ... Hogwarts Unknown Child Nymph is known as the unknown child because only Dumbledore and a few others know who her parents are She is a rare bread of Witch/wizard known as a protector and are born to protect there innocent and are immortal until there innocent fulfills there prophecy or the innocent dies. But what if I told you that you can have the best of both worlds: the legions of fans obsessing over a guy who is, by most people’s definitions, not that great, combined with an aggressive cult-like mentality and the formation of an actual religion? This begged the question, then: should Snapewives have to divorce their real-life husbands to marry Snape? Pinned Post . Still others broke up with their boyfriends and fiancés in exchange for Snape’s love. Eileen was born into the wizarding Prince family in Great Britain, likely around 1930. Brides of Christ Severus. Maybe people started seeing the consequences of using one’s real name and photos on an online group dedicated to sharing porn of a Harry Potter character. AU, OOC, Fluffy. Honor to our potion master, a great teacher and an admirable person, loyal and brave, i believe he is still alive. Bad photoshops of Snape with his astral-plane lovers are still scattered across the Internet, laying amidst prayers and fanfiction and strange combinations of them both, but the church itself has faded into obscurity like some pagan religion of old. To make matters worse, James Potter fancied Lily too and ultimately won her, while Snape was left heart-broken. You can’t be a Catholic and a Protestant at the same time, and you can’t worship Snape and Gibbs at the same time. Moderator of r/FanTheories. 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